My Desperate Roommate

Most of the time when you started your uni life, for conveniences we will move in to university's provided hostel, especially for those who went oversea just like me. Either he is very lucky, or my bad luck, my first roommate probably will be the most desperate one i will ever had in my lifetime, sincerely i wish he is the last.

Abide all his selfishness, egoistic, cockiness, self-conceited that tested my patience all the time, his lazyness & hygienic problem was my most headache part. A picture can explain a thousand words, so let's skip the whining and take a look.

Proudly presenting his bed, gorgeous isn't it? It's not like he left it there in a hurry, but it's ever since he move in.

Nominated: The Most Creative Desk-Bed Combination Award - Gold Medal

After a pleasant view on his bed, you might have a question to ask. How he actually sleep with a bed like this? Could it be...?

*Tada* The mixture of human with objects

He has such a pure & natural sleep post...

...with quite a few personal household property.

Few days ago, he suddenly felt the room is too small for him, so as person who has been extensively creative, he done some renovation to expand the space (which "accidentally" reduced it...)

He shorten the middle space to walk, as he figured a floor to stand is not necessary, perhaps we can adapt this by growing a pair of wings through practices...

A view from the other side, isn't the room is "bigger" now?

Another supreme artwork by Mr.desperate

Ultimate Artwork - A Mountain that disguise into dirty clothes.

-sarcasm-

Having such roommate is no longer a nightmare for me, because i already tasted for a year. Besides all this personal unhygienic matters and reckless idea, there are thousands of small argument that made me speechless for countless times. Also his sensitivity on money is very strong, he always aware that you might cheat him even for just a few bucks, despite he always owe me and only paid back after a week or more.

So as to conclude, in order to stay along with this guy, you are required to have high amount of patience and toleration. To think he can survived this long with such attitude, his family sure taking huge efforts in cleaning up his mess. If anyone wants to convince me this is a test from god, then I will ask him back,


“Why don't you give it a try?" =)